So stereotypes exist for a reason. Mainly because they’re on the most part true. If not for everyone then at least somewhere in the deep dark recesses of history, there was at least one man or woman with that trait that was so definitive to make it stick.
In my opinion, true things said as fact, cannot be offensive.
i.e. It honestly is your fault if you dress like a boy and talk like a boy and get mistaken for a boy.
i.e. Some Asians do have small eyes, learn to not let it get to you if you happen to not like yourself. In which case you probably have bigger problems than purely physical ones.
i.e. Women make sandwiches. Better.
Story goes: Good Sandwich VS. Bad Sandwich
In the fantasy word of dragons and unicorns, there are no exam weeks, only LIFE or DEATH. Unfortunately, in my world, there are. In such haste and general apathy towards all else not study related in life, I asked dad to make me lunch – a sandwich. A sandwich? A sandwich.
I’m not trying to get all Sheldon Cooper here. But sandwiches DO need moisture barriers for the mayo & wetness of the lettuce!
Moisture barrier DFN: One who keeps bread unsoggy. E.g. Cheese. Meat.
I want:
(N.B. Yes I do eat my crust you wasteful one who judges me. No my hair is not curly because of it)
I get:
An evil soggy mayo manwich
I honestly think dad is physically incapable of making a sandwich. Is it because:
A. He’s Asian and sandwiches are white people food?
B. He’s of the male species?
C. He wants to deliberately make me a bad sandwich so I will make it myself so he doesn’t have to do it?
D. All of the above
(I really only think it’s C but unfortunately there’s no Option E: C & D but not A & B)
Perhaps sandwich making IS an art and best left to the experts…
I just don’t understand why in this day and age when women have to learn to open jars, men can’t do the same and learn to make a good sandwich.
Optional Backpedal:
- It was a good effort =]
- It was loved <3
p.s. Don't you love that paint has unlimited undo now? :O
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